Technically Safe LLC.

Welcome to Technically Safe LLC!

At our company, we live by the motto: "If it hasn't fallen over yet, it's basically sturdy!"

As our newest bridge designer, you’ll be working with only the finest, most cutting-edge materials like impenetrable styrofoam and unbreakable cardboard. These are, of course, totally safe and in no way just regular styrofoam and cardboard.

Our trusted safety inspector, Crash Simmons, insists that everything is "perfectly up to code" (whatever that means). Your job is to build bridges with these high-quality materials and get progressively heavier vehicles across.

"Since safety is sort of important to us, we only use high-end, quality materials. Nothing can possibly go wrong!"
— Crash Simmons, Safety Inspector

Credits:
All art and code by Peter Barthel
SFX from Pixabay
Music from UppBeat (License: 1AUC8NCVXOFWZB2G)