Technically Safe* LLC.

Welcome to Technically Safe LLC!

At our company, we live by the motto: "If it hasn't fallen over yet, it's basically sturdy!"

As our newest bridge designer, you’ll be working with only the finest, most cutting-edge materials like impenetrable styrofoam and unbreakable cardboard. These are, of course, totally safe and in no way just regular styrofoam and cardboard.

Our trusted safety inspector, Crash Simmons, insists that everything is "perfectly up to code" (whatever that means). Your job is to build bridges with these high-quality materials and get progressively heavier vehicles across.

"Since safety is sort of important to us, we only use high-end, quality materials. Nothing can possibly go wrong!"
— Crash Simmons, Safety Inspector

Detailed controls: 

• WASD – Move that camera around!
• Up/Down Arrows – Zoom in to admire your work!

Building Stuff:

• Click to place regular objects—easy peasy!
• Stringy Things (yarn, spaghetti, etc.) – Click to start, click again to end. Gotta attach it to something! No weird overlaps, no tiny stubs, and no really long noodles.

Rubber Bands Are Magic!

• They don’t collide with stuff, but they do hold things together like a safeguard for bad ideas. Just make sure they’re attached to something!

Crash-Approved Testing:
When your masterpiece is "done" (or at least standing), smash that Finished button so Crash can "inspect" it. (He is very qualified. Trust me.)

More Fun Ideas:

• Forget bridges, build a cheese transport truck!
• Strap a weight to your car and still get it across!
• Or just have fun breaking stuff.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Have fun, and remember: If it looks stable, then it's basically safe!

This was made in one week for the Bracky's 2025.1 game jam, with the theme "nothing can go wrong...". 

Credits:

• All art and code by Peter Barthel
• SFX from Pixabay
• Music from UppBeat (License: 1AUC8NCVXOFWZB2G)